2017 THE HOT TUB BUNGALOW: A VENICE BEACHSIDE ESCAPE

We had a lovely time in our sweet abode. Read some of the reviews here:

“Even with a full house there was plenty of hot water; only burned myself a handful of times.”

“Enjoyed our time in LA during some unexpected cool weather, especially cuddling for body heat without any blankets in the house.”

“The energy efficient features of the house were a pleasant surprise, just had to flip the breaker in the morning to restore power.”

“The second queen bed was so comfortable it reminded me of home, the California State Correctional Facility.”

“Who needs 8 coffee mugs when you’ve got a gravy boat”

 “The stains on the pillows added a down to earth feeling to the home.  I felt humbled by the complimentary lack of pillow cases.”

“Getting into the house was like solving a puzzle! I don’t want to spoil the mystery here, but be ready to have some fun!”

“Operating the front gate was the perfect addition to my daily muscle beach workout”

“It was really nice of the owners to offer to drive by 3 blankets, since there were barely enough for 3 out of the 5 sleeping spaces.  It would have been nicer had they actually brought those blankets over, but we all know: it’s the thought that counts.” 

“There’s probably not a man named Rudy living in a crawl space, wielding a flag pole.”

“The hallway bathroom has a cute, vintage toilet that will remind you of the screaming souls of prior guests.”

“The house has that very trendy low quality-high price feel, but it does have a hot tub. 4 stars!”

“After a long day on the beach, the feeling of bed springs thrusted into your back could be argued as therapeutic.”

“If you’re looking for authentic Venice Beach accommodations –look no further”

“House was great. The couch was super comfortable. Only problem was this creepy tall dude that just showed up and walked around naked. I couldn’t get him to put pants on, but at least he told some good jokes. “

“Who needs handles on kitchen drawers when the flush edges double as nail files?”

“The lack of stairs off the back deck was no problem because the haphazardly rolled hose stuck out just enough to keep me alert and on my toes.”